Did You Know...


a) If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.


b) If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!)

c) The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

d) A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig )

e) A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. :huh?:

DYKT,

1) Certain frogs can be frozen solid then thawed and continue living.

2) Chameleons can move their eyes in two different directions at the same time.

3) Chameleons can reel in food from a distance as far away as more than two and a half times their body lengths.

4) Cheetahs make a chirping sound that that is much like a bird's chirp or a dog's yelp. The sound is so an intense, it can be heard a mile away.

Ang galing ng ipis hihiih kahit ala ulo tagal pa din mamamatay..Thanks Brod kaso ala pa akong ipost ,babalik ako d2 maghahanap ako

talaga ganun?pano nakakahinga ipis kung ala ng ulo...hehehe

talaga yung pig ganun katagal ang sarap na sarap sya oi ha buti pa sya

heto pa................

a) In the 1400's a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to
beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have "the
rule of thumb"

b) Many years ago in Scotland , a new game was invented. It was ruled
Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden".. .and thus the word GOLF entered
into the English language.

c) The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.

1) Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the U.S.Treasury.

2) Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.

3) Coca-Cola was originally green.

4) It is impossible to lick your elbow.

please dont bother to try to lick your elbow

anu ang coke hindi sya red kelan ba yun kuya ?

a) Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from
history:

Spades - King David
Hearts - Charlemagne
Clubs -Alexander, the Great
Diamonds - Julius Caesar

b) 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987, 654,321

c) If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the
air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air
the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the horse
has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.

heto para sa inyo girls,

a) Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers all have in common?

A. All were invented by women.

b) Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil?
A. Honey

c) Q. Which day are there more collect calls than any other day of the year?
A. Father's Day

hahahaha pag mothers day pa hindi kolek calls

FACTS About Bill Gates

1. Bill Gates earns US$250 every SECOND, that's about US$20 Million a DAY and US$7.8 Billion a YEAR!

2. If he drops a thousand dollars, he won't even
bother to pick it up coz in the 4 second in which he picks it up, he has already earned it back.

3. US's national debt is about 5.62 trillion, if Bill
Gates will pay the debt himself; he will finish it in less then 10 years.

4. He can donate US$15 to everyone on earth but still be left with US$5 Million for his pocket money.

5. Michael Jordan is the highest paid athlete in the US. If he doesn't drink and eat, and keeps his annual income of US$30 Million up, he'll have to wait for 277 years to become as rich as Bill Gates now.

6. If Bill Gates is a country, he is the 37th richest country on earth, or the 13th biggest company in the US, even bigger than IBM.

7. If Bill Gate's total money is exchanged for US$1 notes, you can make a road from earth to the moon, 14 times back and forth. But you have to make that road non-stop for 1400 years, and use a total of 713 BOEING 747 planes to transport all the money.

8. Bill Gates is 40 this year. If we assume that he still lives for 35 years, he has to spend US$6.78 Million per day to finish his money before he goes to heaven.

a) All clams start out as males; some decide to become females at some point in their lives.

b) All pet hamsters are descended from a single female wild golden hamster found with a litter of 12 young in Syria in 1930.

c) An adult lion's roar can be heard up to five miles away, and warns off intruders or reunites scattered members of the pride.